1
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<i>My name's huck... Huck finn,</i>
<i>and this story's about me</i>
<i>and a slave named jim.</i>

2
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<i>It's mainly the truth.</i>
<i>Oh, sure, there's a few</i>
<i>stretchers here and there,</i>

3
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<i>but I never met anybody</i>
<i>who didn't lie a little</i>
<i>when the situation suited him.</i>

4
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<i>So kick off your shoes,</i>
<i>if you're wearin' 'em,</i>

5
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<i>and get ready</i>
<i>for a spit-lickin'</i>
<i>good time.</i>

6
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<i>[ Children hollering ]</i>

7
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Come on, finn !

8
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Hit me ! Come on !

9
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Come on, finn !
Come on !

10
00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:56,920
<i>Come on, finn !</i>
<i>Come on ! Let's go !</i>

11
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Hit me ! Hit me ! Come on !

12
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- hit me ! Afraid of me ?
- [ Groans ]
That all you got ?

13
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[ Grunting, groaning ]

14
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[ Yelling ]

15
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Come on--
[ Groans ]
<i>[ Grunting ]</i>

16
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Knock him
into tuesday, huck !

17
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Ahhh ! Ahhh !
<i>[ Boys ] oooh !</i>

18
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Ahhhhhh !

19
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[ Grunting continues ]

20
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- go for the glory, huck !
- yeah, go for the glory !

21
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Personally I can't see
no glory in punching
an ignorant lard ass.

22
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But... I gots to.

23
00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,760
Pap.
<i>Come on !</i>
<i>What're you doin', huck ?</i>

24
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I whooped him !
I whooped him good !

25
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[ Whistling ]

26
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Hey, louise !
Is jim home ?
Hello, huckleberry.

27
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Hey. Thanks.
My husband's in the cabin.

28
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<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>Ohhh ! I'm startin' to lose</i>
<i>the vision.</i>

29
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I'm startin' to lose--

30
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it's goin'
and it's goin' !

31
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<i>[ Coins dropping ]</i>

32
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Ahhh, now it's comin' back.
It's comin' back now.

33
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- aaah !
- hey, everybody.
<i>[ Gasps ]</i>

34
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Hey, sam. Hey, otis.
<i>[ Men laughing ]</i>

35
00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,240
<i>Hey, huck.</i>

36
00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,760
Sorry for
bustin' in, jim.
That's all right.

37
00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,320
But I need some advice
on my futures.
What kinda advice you need ?

38
00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,880
Pap's back.

39
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:18,880
Are you sure ?
'Cause he ain't been seen
for more than a year now.

40
00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,080
I saw his boot print,
the cross made
with nails.

41
00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,960
To ward off the devil. Yeah,
that's your pap, all right.

42
00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,800
<i>I need to know</i>
<i>what he's gonna do and</i>
<i>how long he's gonna stay.</i>

43
00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,880
Now hold on.

44
00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,720
I ain't never done this
for no white folks before.

45
00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,600
I-i-i don't even know
if it's gonna work.

46
00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,240
Give you some marbles.

47
00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,720
Maybe it wouldn't
hurt to try.

48
00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,760
Thanks, jim.

49
00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:06,320
What in hell's
bells is that ?
Hair ball... From a ox !

50
00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,240
Puked it up
just the other day.

51
00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:14,080
That'll tell me
my future ?
Shhh !

52
00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:18,240
Spirit lives
on the inside of it.

53
00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,200
Yeah. Uh-huh.

54
00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,400
Uh-huh.
Ya don't say ?

55
00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,960
No ! Not to my good friend,
not to finny ! Uhhh !

56
00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,800
No !

57
00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:37,280
Your old pap got two spirits
hoverin' around him.

58
00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:41,320
A sweet one with wings
and a mean one with horns.

59
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Sometime he listen
to the good one, and sometime
he listen to the bad one.

60
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<i>The good spirit tell 'im</i>
<i>to leave you alone,</i>

61
00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,800
but the bad one tells him
to come and get ya !

62
00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,920
Now, the hair ball
don't know...

63
00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,960
<i>Which spirit gonna be</i>
<i>the most convincin'.</i>

64
00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,680
It says that your future...

65
00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,920
Is driftin' like...

66
00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000
The river.

67
00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,440
<i>[ Bells jingling ]</i>

68
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When your pap's around...

69
00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,800
He always beatin' on you,
ain't he ?

70
00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,360
Yeah...

71
00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,360
When he can catch me.

72
00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:40,200
Well, the hair ball thinks
that maybe you ought to
skedaddle for a while.

73
00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:44,800
At least until after
your pap goes away again.

74
00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:49,880
Come tomorrow morning,
they'll be talkin' about me
in the past tense.

75
00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,000
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Jim was owned by Miss watson,</i>
<i>and about a year ago...</i>

76
00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,320
<i>Miss watson and her sister,</i>
<i>the widow douglas, took me in.</i>

77
00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,960
<i>They wanted to civilize me,</i>
<i>which most people thought</i>
<i>was a right nice idea.</i>

78
00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:07,920
<i>But seein' as how I'm</i>
<i>so ignorant and kinda</i>
<i>low-down and ornery...</i>

79
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,600
Huckleberry !
You come in here !

80
00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,160
<i>It wasn't workin' out</i>
<i>real well.</i>
<i>You missed dinner.</i>

81
00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,880
<i>You'll go to bed hungry.</i>
So if ya starve to death
by mornin'...

82
00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,920
We'll lay your carcass out
for the birds to eat.
Oh, my land !

83
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,160
What happened
to your eye ?
<i>How'd ya get that shiner ?</i>

84
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,040
<i>I saw a blind man</i>
<i>walkin' down the street...</i>

85
00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,600
<i>When all of a sudden</i>
<i>a gang of thieves jumped out</i>
<i>and grabbed him.</i>

86
00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,280
<i>Well, I tried to stop 'em,</i>
<i>but bein' so little and all,</i>

87
00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,800
they just walloped me
in the eye and ran off.

88
00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,840
That the same gang of
thieves who stole your
school books last week ?

89
00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,600
Yep, same gang.

90
00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,800
You told us you whopped
'em so bad they was
never comin' back !

91
00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,440
I-i did. But this time
they brung reinforcements.

92
00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:54,600
<i>Hey, where is your fancy</i>
<i>school clothes, huckleberry !</i>
<i>What are these rags ?</i>

93
00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,400
You played hooky,
didn't ya ?

94
00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,640
No, ma'am.
I went to school.

95
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,480
And on my way home,
I ran into a poor mother
with her ten poor children.

96
00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,160
Last week that poor mother
only had eight children.

97
00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,760
Well, now she's
got two more.
Uh-huh.

98
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,280
Anyways, I gave 'em my fancy
clothes to help 'em stay warm.
Hmm !

99
00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,480
You sweet child !

100
00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,640
I knew we could change him.
I just knew it.

101
00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,320
Why, he's downright
chivalrous.

102
00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,400
Why, he's downright
nauseous.

103
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:28,360
And for being so chivalrous,
I'm going to clean you up
and dress you up...

104
00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,520
And give you something to eat
before evening prayers.

105
00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,680
[ Burps ]

106
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,640
<i>[ Boy ]</i>
<i>Meow !</i>

107
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,560
Meow.
<i>[ Boys meowing ]</i>

108
00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:06,480
Shhh !
<i>Come on down, huck.</i>

109
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,440
[ Mumbling ]

110
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,560
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I should've known better.</i>

111
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:17,520
<i>I should've finished packing</i>
<i>and ran away right then.</i>
<i>But no,</i>

112
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:21,440
<i>I had to go sneak out and play</i>
<i>with my friends one last time.</i>

113
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:27,440
<i>Little did I know... That</i>
<i>that one mistake was gonna</i>
<i>change my life forever.</i>

114
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,960
[ Gasps ]

115
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:44,560
Goin' somewhere ?
Maybe I am,
and maybe I ain't.

116
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,800
Don't you give me
none of your lip !
<i>[ Thunder rumbling ]</i>

117
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,640
I don't wanna wake
anybody up just yet.

118
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:56,000
But you move, and
I'll wail ya good.

119
00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:00,760
Well, looks like you put on
considerable many frills
since I've been away.

120
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,760
I hear ya can
read and write.

121
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,040
Who told you to meddle
in such highfalutin
foolishness anyhow ?

122
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,680
The widow told me.

123
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,720
I'll wail you good
for meddlin' in something
like that !

124
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,760
[ Whimpering ]

125
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,920
Pretty soon you'll be
taking up religion
like your ma did.

126
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,440
Would you leave ma
out of this ?
She's dead and you better--

127
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,240
don't you sass me,
or you'll be joinin' her !

128
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,760
<i>[ Thunder continues ]</i>

129
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,280
Well, ain't you
the sweet-scented dandy !

130
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:34,400
With your polished clothes
and your nice bed.

131
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,000
I never seen
such a son as you !
<i>[ Thunder continues ]</i>

132
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,280
Well, I'm not gonna
stand for it.
[ Grunting ]

133
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:48,040
[ Yelling ]
Leave me alone ! Let me go !
You're comin' with me !

134
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,320
Let me go !
Oh !

135
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,680
[ Grunting, groaning ]
No !

136
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:02,320
Let me go ! Let me go !
<i>Pap finn,</i>
<i>you devil in disguise !</i>

137
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:06,040
Outta my way, you old maid !
This here is what's mine,
and I'm takin' it !

138
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,400
Put that sweet boy down !
Ohh !
Leave them alone !

139
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,480
Leave them alone !

140
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:14,880
Say good-bye, boy, 'cause
you ain't never gonna see
these two old biddies again.

141
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,680
[ Whimpering continues ]

142
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,720
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I knew I was in trouble,</i>

143
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,840
and it were only
gonna get worse...

144
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,760
<i>Once pap started drinkin'.</i>

145
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:48,480
[ Slurring ]
I was up the river with
some acquaintances of mine,

146
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:53,480
<i>and we were doin' some...</i>
<i>Jobs, and I got the news.</i>

147
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:58,120
<i>So when I found out</i>
<i>your ma left you $600,</i>

148
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,880
I figured I'd come
and get my due.

149
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,200
I mean,
don't I deserve it...

150
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:10,560
After all the trouble
and expense I went through
to raise you proper ?

151
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,560
[ Burps ]
But no.

152
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,640
[ Gasps ]

153
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:28,560
<i>Judge thatcher says</i>
<i>that money's gotta stay</i>
<i>in the bank</i>

154
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,480
<i>'til you get yourself</i>
<i>to legal age !</i>

155
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:35,600
<i>Legal age. I can't</i>
<i>be waitin' that long !</i>

156
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,560
What'd I do
with that bottle ?

157
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,840
But I'm...

158
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,360
I'm your next of kin.

159
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,880
And you're my little angel.

160
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,200
I-i ain't no angel, pap.
You can ask Miss watson.

161
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,040
[ Panting ]

162
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,040
Aaah !

163
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:29,600
Damn it !
[ Indistinct yelling ]
<i>[ Huck whimpering ]</i>

164
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,960
[ Huck screaming ]
No, pap ! No !

165
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,280
[ Grunting,
groaning continues ]

166
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,760
No ! No !

167
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,640
No, pap !

168
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,520
Yes !
<i>Pap !</i>

169
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,520
<i>[ Snoring ]</i>

170
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,960
<i>[ Snoring continues ]</i>

171
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,560
[ Gasping ]

172
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,600
What're you doin'
with my gun ?

173
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,720
Uh... I thought I heard
somebody tryin' to break in,

174
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,320
<i>and I was waitin'</i>
<i>for 'em, pap !</i>
Well, why didn't ya rouse me ?

175
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,680
I tried, but I couldn't.

176
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,800
Hey, what're you
doin' here anyway ?

177
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,720
You brought me here, pap.

178
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,640
Did I ? Why ?

179
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:14,560
'Cause you said
you missed me so.
<i>Don't you lie to me.</i>

180
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,760
That couldn't be
the reason.

181
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:22,800
<i>Oh, yeah, that money</i>
<i>your ma left you.</i>
<i>Damned judge thatcher!</i>

182
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:28,000
<i>Have to think</i>
<i>of another way.</i>
<i>Look at this place.</i>

183
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,400
- what'd you do to my house ?
- I didn't do anything, pap.

184
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:42,000
I'm goin' to town.
You clean up around here.

185
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,080
Yes, pap.

186
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,760
Mmmm. "Yes, pap."

187
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,280
Little runt.

188
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,640
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I knew if I stuck around</i>
<i>I'd be dead.</i>

189
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:12,360
<i>But dead was the only way</i>
<i>pap would ever leave me alone.</i>

190
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,960
<i>[ Pig snorting ]</i>

191
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:24,480
<i>Wild boars are mighty good</i>
<i>eatin'. And this one were</i>
<i>gonna save my life as well.</i>

192
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,800
[ Grunting, chopping ]

193
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,680
What the--

194
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,520
<i>[ Screaming ]</i>

195
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,680
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Now that I was dead,</i>
<i>I could do what I wanted...</i>

196
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,280
<i>And go where I wanted,</i>
<i>and neither pap</i>
<i>nor Miss watson</i>

197
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,400
<i>would ever try and follow me.</i>

198
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,440
<i>And right now, I figured</i>
<i>I'd go to jackson's island.</i>

199
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,240
<i>No one lives there</i>
<i>nor hardly visits,</i>

200
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,880
<i>and the fishin's</i>
<i>awful good too.</i>

201
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,440
- aaah !
- aaah !

202
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:53,200
- huck ?
- hell's bells, jim ! I
almost puked up my livers.

203
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,320
I thought
you was dead.
I ain't dead.

204
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,280
But your pap came into town
this mornin'...

205
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,400
Screamin' about how
some robbers had cut you
into a million pieces.

206
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,800
Faked it all, jim.
I'm as alive as you.

207
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,120
[ Grunting ]

208
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,120
Nope. You ain't dead.
Funny, jim !

209
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,040
[ Jim laughing ]

210
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:17,040
Your pap look like he done
seen the devil himself.
Scared him, did I ?

211
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:21,680
Scared him ? You scared the
whole town. They's out huntin'
down your murderer right now.

212
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,200
That's mighty nice of 'em.
The widow wants you
to have a proper burial,

213
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:30,200
so she got all the womenfolk
fleecin' the woods
lookin' for your carcass.

214
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,840
Wish 'em luck, jim.
They ain't gonna find
my remainders.

215
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,960
No, they're not.

216
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,120
You know,
I kinda like bein' dead.

217
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,360
Come on !

218
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,320
[ Yelling ]

219
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,680
Whoo !

220
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,440
Whoo-hoo-hoo !
[ Laughing ]

221
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:59,360
Say, jim !
Shouldn't ya be gettin' back
before Miss watson misses ya ?

222
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,360
Well, huck--

223
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,280
you promise not to tell on me
if I tell you somethin' ?

224
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,640
Damned if I would, jim.

225
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,360
Honest injun.

226
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,360
Well, I believe you,
so I'm gonna tell you.

227
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:21,080
This mornin'
in all the confusion
caused by your murder...

228
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,520
I ran off !
Jim !

229
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,400
You promised not to tell !
I know I did ! I know.

230
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,040
And my word's my word,
and I'll keep my word.

231
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,240
But jim...
You're a runaway slave !

232
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,280
I could get tarred
for not turnin' you in.

233
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,040
I could get lynched.

234
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,000
Why'd ya do it, jim ?

235
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,760
A slave trader come by
the other day and offered
Miss watson $800 for me.

236
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,720
Her and the widow felt
so bad they pert near cried.

237
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,680
But times are tough. It was
just too much money to resist.

238
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,560
I couldn't let myself get sold
all the way down new orleans.

239
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,160
I'd never see my wife
and my children again !
Jim !

240
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,880
Now ya ain't never
gonna get to see 'em.

241
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,720
My only chance is
to go downriver to cairo.

242
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:09,600
Go south ?
A runaway slave go south ?
I know, I know !

243
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,120
But I got me a canoe,
huck, and this.

244
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:17,080
A map to freedom.
Now, here's me.

245
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:20,920
If I can get myself
all the way down
here to cairo,

246
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,760
where the Ohio river
comes into the Mississippi,

247
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,640
I can take it all the way
up to the free states.

248
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:32,360
You know how hard
that'd be, jim ? It's
a million miles to cairo !

249
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,400
And a slave
on the river by himself ?

250
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,360
- ya won't get five miles.
- I know.

251
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,080
But if I could do it,
if I could...

252
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:46,880
I'd get the chance to earn
money to buy my family.

253
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,040
Ah, hell !

254
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,160
We'll do it together.

255
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,800
I'll help you
get to cairo.

256
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,040
Aw, shut up, jim !

257
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,800
Now, don't be long,
and don't forget the eggs.
All right. All right.

258
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,240
And the flour.
All right.

259
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,000
And the candles,
matches, tobacco--

260
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,520
hell's bells, jim !
Whatever ain't nailed down
is what I'll get !

261
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,480
And don't let nobody
recognize you.

262
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,440
<i>[ Knocking ]</i>

263
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,800
Well, hello, ma'am.
<i>Hello, child. My lands !</i>

264
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,560
What happened
to your eye ?
A cow kicked me.

265
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,800
Gracious ! Well,
what can I do for you ?

266
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,640
Well, I was comin' from
hookville to visit
my cousin...

267
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,920
When my horse went lame.
<i>Oh, dear me !</i>
<i>Well, come in, come in.</i>

268
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,680
My, that's
a pretty bonnet !

269
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,080
A little girl across the lane
has one just like it.
It's a popular style.

270
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,160
<i>Well, it looks</i>
<i>so much cuter on you.</i>
<i>So, what's your name ?</i>

271
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,640
Sarah.
Sarah williams.

272
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,200
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Well, she got to talking</i>
<i>about this and about that...</i>

273
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,440
<i>And blah-di-blah-di-blah</i>
<i>until I wanted to wring</i>
<i>her scrawny little neck.</i>

274
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,680
<i>So I decided to take advantage</i>
<i>of the situation.</i>

275
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,520
<i>But by and by, she got to</i>
<i>talking about the murder.</i>

276
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,480
That's where
my husband is right now,

277
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,520
out with some of the other men
trying to hunt up
the murderer.

278
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,680
And when they find him,
they's gonna shoot him.

279
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,440
That's good !
'Cause I heard huck finn
was such a sweet boy.

280
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,400
That ain't what I heard.

281
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,120
So who do they think
killed him ?

282
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,600
At first,
everyone figured that
old pap finn done it himself.

283
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,920
Is that so ?
<i>They almost lynched him, too.</i>

284
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,480
But then he up and vanished
with some of his
rapscallion friends.

285
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,400
<i>It ain't no matter. 'Cause now</i>
<i>everyone judges that the man</i>
<i>who murdered poor huck finn...</i>

286
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,800
Were a runaway slave
named jim.

287
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,600
Jim !

288
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,160
Jim ?

289
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,200
Missus, where's my jacket ?

290
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,080
Howdy, little one.
Hello, good sir.

291
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,280
What're you fetchin' off for ?
I think we found that murderer
and runaway slave.

292
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,160
Huh !
Now, we been lookin'
everywhere,

293
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,240
and some old
codger just now...

294
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,280
Said that he saw smoke
out on jackson island.

295
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:11,400
Ain't nobody lives there
and hardly anyone visits,
so it's gotta be him !

296
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,520
Hey, hey !
[ Huck whining ]

297
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,880
Now, you watch yourself
there, little precious.
<i>You be careful !</i>

298
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:23,280
Oh, don't worry, I will.
That slave is worth $400,
dead or alive.

299
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,040
I best be goin' now.

300
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,440
Oh, not until
you've had some vittles.

301
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,120
- what was your name again ?
- mary... Williams.

302
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,640
I thought you said
it was sarah.

303
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,680
Yessim, I did.
Sarah mary williams.

304
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,400
Somes calls me sarah;
somes calls me mary.

305
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,960
<i>[ Dishes clanking ]</i>

306
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,800
<i>My goodness !</i>

307
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:52,760
You think you could
hit that rat for me ?
Be happy to.

308
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,360
- got 'im !
- good arm you got there.

309
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:06,400
Ohhh, I keep it in shape
with lots of knittin'.

310
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,000
- you is a boy !
- oh, how you do tease
a poor girl so.

311
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,840
<i>You may fool some,</i>
<i>but not me !</i>

312
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,440
If you was a girl,
you'd have missed that rat
by six or seven feet.

313
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,480
Now fess up !
Who is ya ?

314
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,720
You fess up,
you little thing !
You tell me, who is ya ?

315
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,840
You tell me, who is ya ?

316
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,200
<i>[ Kick ]</i>
Oh ! Oh !

317
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,760
Come back here !

318
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,440
<i>Jim ! Jim, wake up ! Wake up !</i>
Huh ?

319
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,520
Oh, man !
Look at you, huck.
If you ain't the prettiest--

320
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,920
they's after us, jim,
and there ain't a minute
to lose. Come on !

321
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,040
[ Groaning ]
<i>[ Dogs barking ]</i>

322
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,680
Come on.
Hurry up !

323
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:51,520
Come on, come on !
Them dogs sound hungry !
Then get a move on.

324
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:56,520
[ Grunting ]
<i>[ Barking continues ]</i>

325
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,160
<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>Hey !</i>
<i>[ Gunshots ]</i>

326
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,560
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>We was off, headin'</i>
<i>down the mighty Mississippi...</i>

327
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,200
<i>On the journey to cairo</i>
<i>to set jim free.</i>

328
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,200
<i>'Course, first we had</i>
<i>to stop along the way</i>
<i>and borrow a few things.</i>

329
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,640
Say, huck,
I been feelin'...

330
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,200
Mighty guiltful 'bout
all this borrowin'
we've been doin'.

331
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,280
Ah, you'll get over it.
That ain't the point.

332
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,560
<i>[ Chickens clucking ]</i>

333
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,560
That ain't who
I think it is, is it ?

334
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,880
It's you, all right, jim.

335
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,680
"Four hundred dollar reward.

336
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,520
Runaway slave."
And what's that say ?

337
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,520
Uh... Handsome
and well-mannered.

338
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,280
Oh-- now come on, huck,
what's it really say ?

339
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,800
Nothin'.
Just that you're
wanted for murder.

340
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,760
Murder ! I--

341
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,560
ohhh, I see.

342
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,080
I'm wanted for your murder.

343
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,280
Well, we best travel
only at night.

344
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,800
Is that what
I really look like ?

345
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,760
'Fraid so, jim.
Damn !

346
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,320
<i>[ Thunder rumbling ]</i>

347
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:36,240
Oh, did you see that ?
Let's go for it !

348
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,960
What if there's
people on it ?
No way !

349
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,280
A body'd have to be crazy
to be on that wreck ! She
gonna break up any second.

350
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,960
Oh, fine ! Then let's
just get right aboard !

351
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,880
[ Grunting, groaning ]

352
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,760
Looks like she ain't
been here long.

353
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,800
Yeah. Might be some good loot
around. Let's split up
and see what she's got.

354
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,640
Hold on, hold on ! Dead
bodies is what she's got,
so let's be careful.

355
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Right !

356
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,840
I'll go this way.
I'll go below.

357
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,400
Oh !
Oh !

358
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,360
<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>Please don't kill me, boys.</i>
<i>Please don't kill me !</i>

359
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,960
<i>You're a lyin' thief, joe</i>
<i>turner, and now you're gonna</i>
<i>pay for it with your life !</i>

360
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,360
<i>Wait, listen !</i>
<i>You can keep my share;</i>
<i>I won't tell nobody !</i>

361
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,360
<i>It's too late for that now !</i>

362
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,880
<i>[ Thunder continues ]</i>
[ Groaning ]

363
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,000
[ Whimpering ]

364
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,960
<i>This thing's sinkin'</i>
<i>quicker than we figured !</i>

365
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,480
<i>Yeah, let's get the booty</i>
<i>and get outta here !</i>

366
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,080
You can't just leave me here.
You can't leave me !
You killed your own partner.

367
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,840
He deserved the bullet
I gave him !

368
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,320
Uhhh !

369
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,840
Aaah !

370
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,680
[ Mumbling ]

371
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,920
[ Yelling ]

372
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,800
[ Grunting, groaning ]

373
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,240
Damn ! One more like that
and she's had it !

374
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,040
<i>You can't just</i>
<i>leave me here, boys.</i>
<i>You can't just leave me !</i>

375
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,560
Ah, shut up !
Uhh !

376
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,240
<i>Hey, get over here !</i>
Aaah !

377
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,600
Who are you ?
Nobody.

378
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,640
What're you
doin' here ?
Nothin'.

379
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,480
<i>Grab the silver !</i>

380
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,440
Oh, my god !
We're goin' down !

381
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,920
Aaah !

382
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,480
We best be goin', jim !
There's pirates on board !
I know, I know !

383
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,080
<i>[ Huck ]</i>
<i>The canoe !</i>

384
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,320
Damn !

385
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:46,240
They must have a boat
on the other side ! Come on !
Let's get it !

386
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,280
There it is !

387
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,400
Move it, move it !

388
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,680
[ Grunting ]

389
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,840
Come on !
Help me, jim !
I'm comin', I'm comin' !

390
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,440
<i>[ Thunder continues ]</i>

391
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,320
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I feel sort of bad for them</i>
<i>murderers dyin' like that.</i>

392
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,440
<i>I might end up bein'</i>
<i>a murderer myself someday,</i>

393
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,400
<i>and how would I like it,</i>
<i>drownin' on some barge ?</i>

394
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,800
Huck ?
Yeah, jim.

395
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,720
If you was to hear that
your pap wasn't ever gonna
return to St. Petersburg,

396
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,600
like, if he up and died
or some
such, would you still help me

397
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,680
to get to cairo and be free ?

398
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,120
Or would you
go on back home ?

399
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,400
I'd go back, most likely,
just to see the look
on people's faces.

400
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,440
We'd both go back, jim,
bein' the right thing and all.

401
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,080
Yeah. Sure, bein'
the right thing and all.

402
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,880
<i>Don't you worry.</i>
<i>I'll make sure</i>
<i>Miss watson takes you back.</i>

403
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,680
Smell that, huck ?
Smells like freedom.

404
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,560
If that's cairo,
I'm a free man !

405
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,600
And when I'm free,
I'm gonna work hard...

406
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,840
And save every penny and buy
my wife and my children.

407
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,120
And if they won't sell 'em,
I'll steal 'em !

408
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,000
You wouldn't.

409
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,160
Only if they won't
sell 'em, huck.

410
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:12,080
They're my wife and
my children. It ain't right
that they be bought and sold.

411
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,840
Someone gonna do it.
Ought to be me.

412
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,600
Listen to yourself.
Ya hear what you're sayin' ?

413
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:24,600
Sellin' people and
usin' 'em for slaves
ain't right, huck.

414
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,240
Somehow--
that's the way it is,

415
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,400
and that's the way
it's always been.

416
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,120
But it ain't right, huck.

417
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,280
Don't ya see that
to be true ?

418
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:40,000
Slavery ain't right.
All men should be free.

419
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,480
I've never heard
such talk in my life.

420
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,640
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Right then I knew</i>
<i>what I was doin' was wicked.</i>

421
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,960
<i>And I could feel</i>
<i>the hand of god about to</i>
<i>take a swing at me.</i>

422
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,000
<i>Then suddenly I knew</i>
<i>what I had to do.</i>
<i>I had to turn jim in.</i>

423
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,240
Say, uh... Jim ?

424
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,600
Yeah, huck.
<i>All these towns</i>
<i>lookin' the same,</i>

425
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,040
how're we gonna know
which one's cairo ?

426
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,520
We'll see the Ohio river
comin' in, won't we ?
We might Miss it.

427
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:18,120
I'll tell you what.
Next time we see someone
I'll grab a log,

428
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:23,040
paddle ashore and ask 'em.
<i>Don't worry, huck. We'll see</i>
<i>the Ohio river comin' in.</i>

429
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,920
But we might Miss it !

430
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,440
Best make sure.

431
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,840
Yeah.

432
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,400
Sure, huck.

433
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,720
[ Men shouting ]
Find anything, boys ?
Nothin' over here !

434
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,280
<i>[ Jim ]</i>
<i>I know we're close, huck.</i>
<i>We're safe !</i>

435
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,440
You really don't
have to do this !

436
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,480
Cairo could be anywhere.

437
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,560
I'll be right back.

438
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,400
<i>[ Huck narrating ] I'd come</i>
<i>mighty close to</i>
<i>helpin' set jim free</i>

439
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440
<i>and goin' to hell for it.</i>

440
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,080
<i>But now I was gonna</i>
<i>do what's right,</i>

441
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,680
<i>and I was startin'</i>
<i>to feel real good.</i>

442
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:17,600
There he goes...
True blue huck finn.

443
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,080
The only white gentleman
ever kept his promise
to old jim.

444
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,600
<i>Huck finn,</i>
<i>a man of his word.</i>

445
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:29,080
<i>A man who</i>
<i>sticks by his friends</i>
<i>come hell or high water.</i>

446
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,000
I'm mighty proud
to know him.

447
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,640
Ah, shut up, jim.

448
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:45,440
Never forget ya, huck.

449
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,400
Best friend I ever had.

450
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,160
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I felt just sick,</i>
<i>but I says to myself,</i>

451
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:14,760
<i>"self, you's got to tell</i>
<i>on 'im. It's the only</i>
<i>right thing to do."</i>

452
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,360
You boy !
That a raft out there yonder ?
Yes, sir, it is.

453
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,000
Is it yours ?
Yes, sir.

454
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,320
<i>Any men on it ?</i>

455
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,080
<i>Just one, sir.</i>

456
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,800
<i>We're lookin' for five slaves</i>
<i>that ran away last night.</i>

457
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,640
The man on the raft,
is he white or black ?

458
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,040
He's white.

459
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,360
And maybe you're one of them
abolitionist boys that likes
to help runaway slaves ?

460
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,800
- I believe we'd better
look for ourselves.
- oh, I wish you would.

461
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,280
'Cause it's my pap out there,
and he's awful sick.

462
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,480
And so is my mom,
my sister, my brother--

463
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,600
you said there was
one man on that raft.

464
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,280
I saw your guns and just
got scared, I guess.

465
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,520
<i>Need a tow over,</i>
<i>if ya don't mind.</i>

466
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,200
We do mind, boy.
We're in a hurry.

467
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,720
- oh, come on, get on board.
- thank ya.

468
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,360
People usually just run away
when I tell 'em my whole
family is sick as dogs.

469
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,360
What's wrong with 'em ?
Well...

470
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,400
My sister's pukin' everywhere,
my ma's smellin' real bad,

471
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,400
my brother's skin's kinda
rottin' off his body.
Oh !

472
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,520
Pa--- oh,
it's disgusting !

473
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,560
Your whole family's
got the pox, boy !
You wanna spread it around ?

474
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,560
But I've asked everybody,
and nobody'll help me.

475
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,880
Downstream about 20 miles
is another town.
You go ask them !

476
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,880
Would that be cairo ?
<i>No, cairo ain't</i>
<i>for another hundred miles.</i>

477
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,040
<i>Listen, boy !</i>

478
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,720
Next time, don't tell people
what ya got. Just lie your
little face off. Now, get !

479
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,240
Uhhh ! I can't believe
you're not gonna help us.

480
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,240
The smell on that raft's
just killin' me.

481
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,280
You see any
runaway slaves, boy,
you get some help and nab 'em.

482
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,960
You can make some money.

483
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,880
You bet, sir. I won't let
no runaway slaves get by me.

484
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,640
True blue huck finn.

485
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,680
<i>[ Huck narrating ] it's always</i>
<i>so damn troublesome</i>
<i>doin' right</i>

486
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,600
<i>and so damn easy doin' wrong.</i>

487
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:16,240
<i>But I decided from now on,</i>
<i>I'm just gonna do</i>
<i>whatever come handiest.</i>

488
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,400
<i>[ Metal tapping ]</i>

489
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,640
<i>[ Metal tapping continues ]</i>

490
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,840
You mean french people
don't talk the same as us ?
Why, no, jim.

491
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,920
You couldn't understand
a single word they said.

492
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,280
Oh, I suppose<i>yo</i>u could.
You suppose right.

493
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,800
I was taught some of
their jabber out of books.

494
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,800
Oooh, you know some
of their jabber, huh ?
Yeah, I do.

495
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:53,040
What would you think if a
man came up to you and said,
"pallee-voo franzee ?"

496
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,200
<i>[ Metal tapping continues ]</i>
I wouldn't think nothin'.

497
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,680
<i>I'd just bust him</i>
<i>over the head.</i>

498
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,400
He ain't sayin' nothin'
bad ! He just asked you
if you talk french.

499
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,200
- well, why didn't he
just say it ?
- he<i>did</i>just say it.

500
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,760
No, he didn't !
He said,
"pallee-voo francine !"

501
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,680
Well, that's a frenchman's way
of askin' if you talk french.

502
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,920
It's a stupid way
of askin' it !

503
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,720
It ain't stupid !
Well, it is !
It's ridiculous !

504
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,000
It ain't ridiculous.
We just talk different.
<i>[ Metal tapping continues ]</i>

505
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:23,280
Lookit here, jim !
Does a cat talk like we do ?
No, a cat don't.

506
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,440
Does a cow ?
No, a cow don't neither.

507
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,600
Does a cat talk like a cow
or a cow like a cat ?

508
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,440
All right, all right.
No, they don't.
They talk different.

509
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,360
Right ! And french people
talk different than us !
Ya see ?

510
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,160
[ Laughing ]
<i>I rest my case !</i>

511
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,480
All right, Mr. Finn.

512
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,680
Is a cow a cat ?
No.

513
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,880
Is a cat a cow ?
No.

514
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,040
Is a cow a man ?
No, jim.

515
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,920
Is a cat a man ?
No.

516
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,560
Is a frenchman a man ?
Yeah.

517
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,600
Then we don't he
talk like a man ?

518
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,800
Poke.

519
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,720
You see ?
I rest <i>m</i>y case.

520
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,320
You know... You've got
a point there, jim.

521
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,880
And the point is...

522
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,240
Just because you're taught
somethin's right...

523
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,240
And everybody believes
it's right...

524
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,400
It don't make it right.

525
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,680
You get my meaning ?

526
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,920
Yeah, I do.

527
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,440
Jim ! Let's get !
Huh !

528
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,320
[ Boat's horn blowing ]
<i>Jump, huck ! Jump !</i>

529
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,960
Jump !
Aaah !

530
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,320
[ Gasping ]

531
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,960
Jim ! Jim !
<i>[ Echo ]</i>
<i>Jim ! Jim !</i>

532
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,800
<i>Jim !</i>
<i>Jim !</i>

533
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,400
Jim.

534
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,640
<i>[ Water splashing ]</i>

535
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,520
[ Dogs barking ]

536
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,400
Make a move, and I'll
blast you in half !

537
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,040
<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>That's far enough now.</i>

538
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,120
<i>See if there's</i>
<i>anybody else out there.</i>

539
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,560
Why, pa !
He's no shepherdson !

540
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,520
- hush, sophie.
-<i>No, he isn't.</i>
<i>Put those guns down !</i>

541
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,400
There's nothin' shepherdson
about him at all.

542
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,560
Look at that face.
Well, then,
what is your name, son ?

543
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,520
I-i-it's
george jackson, sir.

544
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,000
- you see !
- put your hand down.
Hey, what's goin' on ?

545
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,920
<i>Here, let me dry you off.</i>
Ain't there no
shepherdsons around ?

546
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,080
You know, we might've
been shot, you bein'
so slow in comin', billy.

547
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,200
<i>Where did you come from,</i>
<i>george ?</i>

548
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,680
I fell off a steamboat, sir.

549
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:37,280
Whoa, fell off a steamboat !
<i>Oh, you poor boy !</i>
<i>Falls off a steamboat,</i>

550
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,080
and then you go and
scare him to death !

551
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,760
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>They was real nice once they</i>
<i>decided not to kill me.</i>

552
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,920
<i>They told me they was</i>
<i>the grangerfords, and asked</i>
<i>me a million questions.</i>

553
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,440
<i>I decided it'd be best</i>
<i>to leave out the truth,</i>
<i>so I slung 'em a story.</i>

554
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,640
And after my pa got killed
in that stampede,

555
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:59,400
my ma ran off
with a circus clown.

556
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,560
Never saw her again.

557
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,240
Well, you can stay
here with us.
As long as you like.

558
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,920
Thanks.

559
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,840
<i>[ Horse whinnying ]</i>
You see what I'm talkin'
about ? [ Indistinct ]

560
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:33,280
<i>[ Billy ]</i>
<i>Hey, george ! Here's a present</i>
<i>for bein' my new friend.</i>

561
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,560
This is the nicest thing
anybody's ever given me.

562
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,080
Thanks, billy.
<i>[ Sophie ]</i>
<i>Billy !</i>

563
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,000
Everything's been real quiet
between the shepherdsons
and us lately,

564
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,160
so don't you go
stirring things up.

565
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,760
Oh, sophie,
leave me alone.
Come on, george.

566
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,920
Say, billy, let's
slide on down to the river.

567
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,800
I wanna see if any of my...
Bologna is washed up on shore.

568
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,440
Well, first we gotta
take care of something.

569
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,400
Seems a lot of
things have been
washing up lately.

570
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,760
<i>A steamer hit</i>
<i>his raft last night</i>
<i>and killed his master.</i>

571
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,400
<i>So he's ours.</i>
<i>We had to chain him.</i>

572
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,080
Hey ! Get up !
Come on, get up !

573
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:27,200
<i>Looks a little rough.</i>
<i>Me and you gotta</i>
<i>break him in a little bit.</i>

574
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,480
- huck ! So good to see you.
- huck ?
Who you callin' huck ?

575
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,800
Why, my name's--
bet ya can't spell my name ?

576
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:41,280
I'll bet ya that dare.
It's g-o-r-g j-x-o-n.

577
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,920
You done it, all right.
I'm george jackson.

578
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,920
Pleased to meet ya, sir.

579
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,000
Say, billy...

580
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,520
Why is everybody carryin'
all them guns and lookin'
so itchy to use 'em ?

581
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,200
Well, we got us
a feud goin' on.

582
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,520
Feud !
What's a feud ?

583
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,880
You don't know
what a feud is ?

584
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:20,360
It's like this. A man
has a fight with another
man and kills him.

585
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,040
Then his brother kills him.
Goes on and on
with everybody's brother...

586
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:28,520
<i>Tryin' to kill everybody</i>
<i>else's brother, until</i>
<i>everybody's killed off.</i>

587
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,120
Our feud's been goin' on
for 30 years.

588
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,920
Thirty years !
Well, how'd it start ?

589
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,080
I don't know.
You mean, you don't know
why y'all killin' each other ?

590
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,280
Yes, sir ! Yes, sir !

591
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,720
<i>[ Slave groaning ]</i>

592
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:48,960
Hey, boggs !
You know pa don't want
you doin' that anymore.

593
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,320
Get to work now.
Come on !
<i>Yes, Master.</i>

594
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:10,680
Your child
got three days work
before he can move on.

595
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,440
- hello, boys.
- hey, pop.

596
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,240
Huck !

597
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,920
On that river, I had
a taste of freedom.

598
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,840
And now bein'
a slave again--
well, it feels so...

599
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,520
So very bad.

600
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:30,480
Let's get on to cairo,
huck. Please.

601
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:35,280
Let's get on outta here.
All you think about
is yourself, jim.

602
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:40,160
Well, what about me ?
Don't I deserve somethin' ?

603
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,280
I ain't had it so good
in all my life.

604
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,280
Come on, george,
we're goin' fishin' !

605
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,640
And I ain't
in no hurry to leave.

606
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,400
Hey, boggs,
this one's all yours.

607
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,120
<i>[ Boggs ]</i>
<i>All right, come on,</i>
<i>get down outta there.</i>

608
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,560
<i>Come on, over here.</i>

609
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:35,800
<i>Now, my daddy was fishin'</i>
<i>on that other bank, not payin'</i>
<i>any attention to all the rain.</i>

610
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:41,000
<i>And all of a sudden</i>
<i>the bank gave way,</i>
<i>and into the river he went.</i>

611
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:47,280
Yeah, that's my boy.

612
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,400
<i>[ Thinking ]</i>
<i>All you think about is</i>
<i>yourself, jim.</i>

613
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,520
<i>Well, what about me ?</i>

614
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,920
[ Indistinct talking ]

615
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,760
Come on, george,
it's supper time !

616
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,840
I'll be right there.

617
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,560
Jim !

618
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,360
Jim.

619
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,000
It weren't my fault.

620
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,360
If you think I feel bad,

621
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,240
well, you're wrong !

622
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,680
If you think I'm gonna
apologize to a slave,

623
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:28,600
a runaway slave at that,
well, hah.

624
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,640
I didn't mean for this
to happen, jim.

625
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:39,880
It were the worst thing
I ever done in my life.

626
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,920
I'm real sorry, jim.

627
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,520
Honest, I am.

628
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,680
You're still my best
and only friend.

629
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,320
Huck finn.

630
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,000
Okay, all right.
Enough of this slop.

631
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,400
[ Groaning ]

632
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,120
Hmm ?
Jim ?

633
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,280
'Bout time for us
to be leavin'.

634
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,000
Huck ?
Shut up, jim.

635
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,520
<i>[ Huck ]</i>
<i>Sorry I'm late.</i>

636
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,000
<i>[ Horses whinnying ]</i>

637
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,720
[ Men shouting ]

638
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,000
Cyrus !
What's goin' on ?

639
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:59,040
<i>Miss sophie went off</i>
<i>to marry a shepherdson.</i>

640
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,520
Well, where'd everybody go ?
The women went
to raise the relations.

641
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,200
Billy and the menfolk,
they gonna try and kill
that shepherdson boy...

642
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,200
Before he crosses the river
with Miss sophie.

643
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,360
Thanks.

644
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,680
Lots of people
gonna die today.

645
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,560
They're right
up ahead, boy !

646
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,560
<i>[ Indistinct shouting ]</i>

647
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,520
<i>[ Gunshots continue ]</i>

648
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,560
Oh, let's go !

649
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,440
[ Shouting continues ]

650
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,160
Hey, billy !
<i>[ Echo ]</i>
<i>Hey, billy.</i>

651
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:19,280
I-it's me, it's me !
Huck-- I mean, george !
What's goin' on ?

652
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,480
George, they ambushed us !
They killed my pa
and all my brothers !

653
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,960
<i>Hell, they pert near</i>
<i>killed us all !</i>

654
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,480
[ Horses whinnying,
men shouting ]

655
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,240
Come on, come on !

656
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,480
We should've waited
for the relations.

657
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,640
Them shepherdsons
knew we were comin' !

658
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,240
- what happened to
Miss sophie ?
- her and that shepherdson

659
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,480
made it across the river.

660
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,800
Them dirty scoundrels.
George, I'm gonna kill 'em.

661
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,480
Bil... Ly !

662
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,960
[ Shouting continues ]
Shoot 'im, boys !

663
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,560
<i>Don't let 'im get away !</i>

664
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,040
<i>[ Gunshot ]</i>

665
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,840
<i>[ Men ]</i>
<i>See anything ?</i>
<i>No.</i>

666
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,640
<i>Let's try this way !</i>

667
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,680
<i>[ Jim ]</i>
<i>Huck ! Huckleberry !</i>

668
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:44,000
You were mighty good
to me, billy.

669
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:48,920
[ Sighing ]
I'm sorry I didn't
tell you my real name.

670
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,800
It's huck.

671
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:57,200
Huckleberry finn.

672
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:03,400
I'm sorry, billy.

673
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,560
Come on, huck.
Gotta bring him home.

674
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:27,040
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Jim and me found the raft and</i>
<i>fixed it up as best we could.</i>

675
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:32,680
<i>It felt good gettin' back</i>
<i>on the river. Other places</i>
<i>feel so cramped and smothered.</i>

676
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:38,160
<i>But the river don't.</i>
<i>You always feel warm and</i>
<i>safe and free on the river.</i>

677
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,320
<i>[ Men ]</i>
<i>That wasn't my fault.</i>

678
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,560
<i>You are the sorriest</i>
<i>thing I've ever seen.</i>

679
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:49,200
<i>That russian</i>
<i>fell in the river,</i>
<i>that's what happened.</i>

680
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,080
<i>[ Huck shouting ]</i>
<i>Hello there !</i>
<i>We're lookin' for cairo !</i>

681
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,480
Can you tell us
how close we are ?

682
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,840
Chuckleheads,
you already passed it !
It's about 40 miles back !

683
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,080
<i>[ Men laughing ]</i>
<i>Talk about lost !</i>

684
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:10,240
Must've missed it
that night in the fog, jim.

685
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,160
I'll be caught
and sold for sure.

686
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,480
[ Huck sighing ]
How're we gonna
get back to cairo, jim ?

687
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,720
Sure can't take this raft
back up the river.

688
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:28,440
And no how can we
fight this current.
<i>[ Steamboat whistling ]</i>

689
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,800
No, but we could take
a steamboat upriver !
Yeah !

690
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,320
We'll find one that's
goin' north, and then
you can buy us passage.

691
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,360
Yeah, we'll keep headin' south
'til we find us a steamboat.

692
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,360
Take it all the way
back up to cairo.
Right up the Ohio.

693
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,880
All the way up
to the free states.

694
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,480
Good thinkin', huck.

695
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,960
Why, thank you, jim.
[ Jim laughing ]

696
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,720
<i>Here's some more</i>
<i>wood, jim.</i>
Right there.

697
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,240
Tryin' to get
this fire goin'.

698
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,320
<i>[ Dogs barking ]</i>
<i>[ Man ]</i>
<i>Come on, Duke ! Over here !</i>

699
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,240
Why are you always
stealin' chickens ?

700
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:09,760
I love chickens.
They're succulent.

701
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:14,200
We're chicken thieves !
That's as low as it gets.
Shut up and keep runnin' !

702
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,120
It seems to me, jim,
whenever anybody's
after anybody,

703
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,480
it's usually me
they's after.

704
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,720
Hello there,
we's in need of assist !

705
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,720
Let's get !
You bet !

706
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,560
Grab the oars !

707
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,840
- hold up ! I'm
right behind you, Duke !
- come on, push off !

708
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,400
- [ Grunting ]
- huh ?

709
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,720
What the--

710
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,160
hey !
Get your own raft !

711
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,680
Thank you, lads.
We'd be obliged.
Thanks, nothin' !

712
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,120
You was gonna hightail out
and just leave us, wasn't ya ?
No, I weren't. Honest.

713
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,680
Please, sir.
If ya don't let the boy go,

714
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:51,760
how's he gonna
save our lives ?

715
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,280
Sorry, boy.

716
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,360
People tryin' to kill me
and... Dogs tryin' to
rip my face off,

717
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,600
and it ain't even
breakfast yet.
[ Laughing ]

718
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:07,680
They call me the king,
the king of bilgewater,
and this here's the duke.

719
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,440
Pleased to meet ya.

720
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,600
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>The king and the duke</i>

721
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:14,680
<i>seemed like</i>
<i>nice enough fellas,</i>

722
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,840
<i>but something about 'em</i>
<i>made me feel mighty uneasy.</i>

723
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,240
<i>They asked us</i>
<i>a considerable many questions.</i>

724
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,880
Yeow !
<i>Bull's-eye.</i>
<i>And once again...</i>

725
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,440
<i>I decided it would be best</i>
<i>to leave out the truth.</i>

726
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,320
So... My ma grabbed onto
the trapeze and swung one way.

727
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:33,840
My pa came a-swingin'
on the other. My ma let go,
did a double flip...

728
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,640
<i>And missed my pa</i>
<i>by a good six feet.</i>

729
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,000
She made quite a mess
when she hit them bleachers.

730
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:43,000
[ Laughing ]
I think this boy's
gonna fit right in.

731
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,600
Thank you, jim.
So what is it you
two fellas do, exactly ?

732
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,240
We do a fair bit
of doctorin'.

733
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,640
<i>Yeah. We can cure cancer,</i>
<i>paralysis, baldness.</i>

734
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,800
This time we're sellin'
a thing that takes
tartar off of teeth.

735
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,840
And it does
take it off too.
But unfortunately the...

736
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:03,120
Enamel goes
right along with it.
Yeah, well !

737
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,400
We also do some theater.
Tragedy, you know.

738
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,840
Yeah, we got enough...
Shakespearean costumes
here for the lot of us.

739
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,440
But what we do best
are the three es.

740
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,440
Robbery, forgery...

741
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,360
[ Together ]
And burglary.

742
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:21,480
Hell's bells !
I wish I knew
a good trade.

743
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,720
Well, maybe we'll
teach you one, huh ?
<i>[ Snapping ]</i>

744
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,160
Yeow ! Go--
you skinny
little rat bag !

745
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,520
I'm gonna wring
your skinny little neck !

746
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,560
<i>[ Chicken clucking ]</i>

747
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,760
Hey, watch it !
Stop peckin' at me !

748
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,720
Oh, good morning, boys.
Good morning.

749
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,400
<i>Aw, hello, Duke.</i>

750
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,720
We gotta run,
now, huh ?
Naw, naw, naw, naw.

751
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,480
I just been borrowin'
a few things.
Ah, yeah.

752
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,480
Nobody saw me.

753
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,520
But lookee what I found.

754
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:04,080
-You were headin' for your
uncle billy's plantation,
huh ?

755
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,200
-Now, wait a minute.

756
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,000
<i>You're a runaway</i>
<i>murderin' slave's</i>
<i>what you are.</i>

757
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,640
I think maybe
I'll just collect
that reward.

758
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,680
- he only murdered me.
<i>- now, look, we ain't</i>
<i>exactly the type...</i>

759
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,520
To turn others
into the law.

760
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:19,160
We stay as far away
from the law as is
humanly possible.

761
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,960
So if you two just, uh--

762
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,280
listen up and shut up
and do as you're told...

763
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:27,280
<i>- and wait on us</i>
<i>hand and foot...</i>
- and be real nice to us,

764
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,520
we won't say a word.

765
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:34,120
You step out of line,
try and run and--

766
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,440
<i>[ Loud clanking ]</i>

767
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,360
<i>Oh, ho ho !</i>

768
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,200
Easy prey.

769
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,760
- I'm all right !
<i>- [ King ] ya think ?</i>
<i>- [ Duke ] I do.</i>

770
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,080
- shall we ?
- let's.

771
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,760
<i>[ King ]</i>
<i>Hello, there !</i>
<i>Happy morn to ya !</i>

772
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:02,000
And a good mornin'
to you all too !

773
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,000
Say, you wouldn't
happen to be...

774
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,200
The wilks brothers,
now, would ya?

775
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,000
Yes.
No !

776
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,480
No.
My name is blodgett,
Dr. Alexander blodgett.

777
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,480
This here is
franciscus, uh,

778
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,680
adolphus and jim.

779
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,320
<i>Oh, shoot.</i>
Adolphus ?

780
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,960
-I reckon it don't matter.
They already
missed it anyways.

781
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
-Missed ? What ?

782
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,520
Was an, um,

783
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,600
economic opportunity
they missed, huh ?

784
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,960
Oh, ho ho !
No, no, no.

785
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,080
They'll get the money
and the property
all right, but...

786
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:37,360
<i>They missed the death</i>
<i>of their brother</i>
<i>peter wilks...</i>

787
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,000
Down at phelps landing.

788
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,000
He died.

789
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,760
Last night.

790
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,400
Too bad.
So sad.

791
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:51,240
<i>Yup. He said he ain't</i>
<i>seen his two brothers...</i>

792
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,280
In more than 20 years.

793
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,080
Yeah ? So, uh,

794
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,720
why did you think
we was them ?

795
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,720
Well, one of the brothers,
the preacher ?

796
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,360
He's a lot older.
And the one that's
deaf and dumb...

797
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,960
He's a lot younger, see.

798
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,240
So when I saw you two,
I just reckoned maybe--

799
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:13,760
- are you leaving
the area for a while ?
- I'm goin' to new orleans.

800
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:17,840
<i>Well, methinks</i>
<i>this calls for</i>
<i>a small libation !</i>

801
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,040
Ha ha ha ha!
I'll drink to that !

802
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,520
Right this way,
my gold-toothed friend !

803
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,240
We in trouble, huck.

804
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,960
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>The king and the duke</i>
<i>found out...</i>

805
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,960
<i>That the dead guy's brothers</i>
<i>lived over in england.</i>

806
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,960
<i>They hadn't had much time</i>
<i>to get the letter...</i>

807
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,720
<i>And might not have</i>
<i>gotten it at all.</i>

808
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,320
<i>So those two rat bags</i>
<i>grilled that flathead...</i>

809
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,000
<i>About everything and</i>
<i>everybody in his village,</i>

810
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,400
<i>right down to the damn</i>
<i>dog next door.</i>

811
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,360
Woof !
Mighty smart of ya !

812
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,320
Mighty smart of ya.

813
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,440
Was peter wilks well off ?

814
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:51,240
Oh, he was, uh,

815
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:55,760
[ Slurred speech ]
He was as rich
as king soromon himself.

816
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,840
I tell you, jim,

817
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,720
the hand of providence
is bound to take
a swing at them two.

818
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,040
And knowin' them,
they'll duck.

819
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,920
How are you at
playing a preacher ?

820
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,720
How are you at playin'
deaf and dumb ?
Pardon ?

821
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,720
Heh heh heh heh heh !
Ha ha ha ha !

822
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

823
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,160
Cheers.
Cheers.

824
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,440
[ Bell clangs ]
<i>[ Captain ]</i>
<i>Attention, passengers !</i>

825
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:24,240
<i>Jubilee leaving</i>
<i>for phelps landing</i>
<i>in 15 minutes !</i>

826
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,560
<i>[ Captain continues ]</i>
<i>[ Huck ] do I</i>
<i>have to wear this ?</i>

827
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,960
Wanted to learn
a trade, didn't ya ?

828
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,840
Why can't we
just wait here ?
Because I don't trust ya.

829
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,720
You'd hightail it for sure,

830
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,840
and we need to leave
this raft here
for our getaway.

831
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,840
Besides, we'll be
more convincing...

832
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:42,520
After we arrive
with an innocent
young boy as our valet.

833
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,480
Who you
callin' innocent ?

834
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,960
Look, you wouldn't
want us to
accidentally turn in...

835
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,800
Your runaway slave friend,
now, would ya ?

836
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,480
Come on.
Play along with us
for a couple of days.

837
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,800
We'll give ya 10 percent.

838
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,160
<i>[ Bell clangs ]</i>
20.

839
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,800
15.
Deal.

840
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,640
<i>[ Duke ] you never</i>
<i>looked better !</i>

841
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,680
<i>[ Jim ] I have</i>
<i>too looked better !</i>

842
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,880
You're beautiful !
<i>I feel ridiculous !</i>

843
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,840
- hey, king !
- yeah ?

844
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,160
Let's go buy
those tickets.
All right.

845
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,560
<i>Be right back.</i>
<i>[ Jim ]</i>
<i>Shoo ! Shoo, fly !</i>

846
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,120
Shoo !

847
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:22,280
[ Groaning ]

848
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:27,000
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha !

849
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,680
<i>Funny, huck.</i>
<i>Very funny.</i>

850
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,600
What in hell's bells
are you supposed to be ?

851
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,360
The king said I was
a swahili warrior.

852
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,200
Even taught me
some swahili, or what
he said was swahili.

853
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:45,200
Sounded like
a pig in heat to me.
Hee hee.

854
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,880
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I'd poked around</i>
<i>a little...</i>

855
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,680
<i>And found out that</i>
<i>a steamboat was leavin'...</i>

856
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,680
<i>From phelps landing</i>
<i>the day after tomorrow...</i>

857
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,560
<i>And headin' all the way</i>
<i>up to cairo.</i>

858
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:13,840
<i>So all we had to do was put</i>
<i>up with them rat bags</i>
<i>for two more days,</i>

859
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,160
<i>then it was</i>
<i>off to freedom.</i>

860
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,720
Uh, begging your pardon
on this,

861
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,360
<i>can any of you</i>
<i>good people tell me...</i>

862
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,760
Where Mr. Peter wilks
lives ?

863
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,760
<i>I'm looking for</i>
<i>Mr. Peter wilks.</i>

864
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:42,000
Get out of the way,
for heaven's sake.

865
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:50,040
Peter's brothers,
right ?

866
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,000
Uh, heh-heh-heh.

867
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,280
I can tell by
your fancy accent.
But we're sorry to say...

868
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,440
We can only tell you
where peter did live...

869
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,760
<i>Up until yesterday.</i>

870
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:04,120
<i>Oh. What you're</i>
<i>tellin' me, I think,</i>

871
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:08,120
is that my dear,
sweet brother peter...

872
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:09,960
Has gone to the lord.

873
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:14,440
He held on for you
as long as he could,
but yesterday he passed.

874
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,080
[ Sobbing ]

875
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,680
<i>[ King ]</i>
<i>And we came all</i>
<i>the way from england.</i>

876
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:24,560
<i>Alas. Alas.</i>

877
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:28,840
And we never
got to see him.

878
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,560
Excuse me.

879
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:36,000
I must communicate
with me deaf brother.

880
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:59,720
<i>I told you before,</i>
<i>she's my woman !</i>
<i>No, she's not !</i>

881
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,600
Hey, don't I know you two ?

882
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:18,400
Yeah, I do !
You're that--

883
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,880
stand aside !

884
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,160
Welcome to America !

885
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:52,200
My dear, sweet mary jane.

886
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,400
Uncle harvey.
<i>Ho-ho-ho !</i>

887
01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:59,080
Mmm, mmm--

888
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,760
enough. Heh-heh.

889
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:07,560
<i>Ah, you're as</i>
<i>bloomin' beautiful</i>
<i>as peter said you was.</i>

890
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,920
You sure are.
<i>Ha ha ha !</i>

891
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:14,200
This is my,
uh, valet, adolphus.

892
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,280
My english valet,
right ?

893
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,240
[ Cockney accent ]
Right, right. Heh.

894
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:24,480
- isn't he the sweetest
looking boy ?
- why, thank you, missus !

895
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:27,040
Heh-heh.
Oh, and this is my
swahili warrior...

896
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:31,200
I picked up in africa
on a safari with
the duke of york.

897
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,760
He makes
a great slave.

898
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,280
[ Muttering gibberish ]

899
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:45,120
[ Muttering gibberish ]
Yeah. Yes, of course.

900
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,640
<i>Er, might we, uh,</i>

901
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:51,520
pay our respects
to our brother's
remainders ?

902
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:55,040
<i>♪ [ Organ Plays ]</i>

903
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:17,800
Oh, oh, yes, yes.
Of course. Probably.

904
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,480
Uh, my brother says...

905
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:24,000
He'd like to invite
friends of the family
for supper,

906
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:28,240
<i>people mentioned</i>
<i>by our dear peter</i>
<i>so often in his letters.</i>

907
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:32,000
<i>No, I won't forget--</i>
you know, we might
just prosper...

908
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,880
Hanging around with them two.

909
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,720
More than likely,
we'll get
our necks stretched.

910
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,040
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Well, that old king</i>
<i>juiced it plenty,</i>

911
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:46,920
<i>spittin' out word-for-word</i>
<i>everything that young</i>
<i>flathead told him.</i>

912
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,040
And how's that
damn dog next door ?

913
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,360
Smelly as the dickens.

914
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:55,000
Oh, thank ya ever so.

915
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,480
So I says to the pope,

916
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,800
"pope, I'd like to
stay and help ya,

917
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,800
<i>"but I've got a</i>
<i>bleedin' job to do...</i>

918
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:05,200
Down in the bloomin'
indian ocean savin'
the blinkin' pirates."

919
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,480
<i>[ Laughing ]</i>

920
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,840
Watch yourself, huck.

921
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,680
She's just a girl, jim.

922
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,800
Adolphus, have you
ever seen the king ?

923
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:22,200
Him ? Oh, yeah.
William iii.
George iv.

924
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,800
Oh, the king of england !

925
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:28,560
Oh, well, I should
bloody say so.
Course I have.

926
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,280
He goes to our church,
regular.

927
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,800
But I thought
he lived in london.

928
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,880
- well, he does.
- but you live in sheffield.

929
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,680
That is to say...

930
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,000
He goes to our church
when he's in sheffield.

931
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:46,120
Do you go to church ?

932
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:49,240
Of course I do. We got
our own pew right up front.

933
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:53,800
- whose pew ?
- why, ours. Your
uncle harvey's, of course.

934
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:57,600
What would he need a pew for ?
Isn't he preaching
up in the pulpit ?

935
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,520
<i>[ Coughing,</i>
<i>muttering gibberish ]</i>

936
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,080
My thoughts exactly.
Now, do you suppose...

937
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:07,760
There ain't but one
bloody, blinkin' preacher
to a bloomin' church ?

938
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:12,000
- what would they
want more for ?
- style.

939
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,840
If it's a priest
before a king,

940
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:16,120
you got to have
lots of style goin' on.

941
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,920
<i>In our church,</i>

942
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,920
<i>we've got</i>
<i>17 bloody, blinkin',</i>
<i>bloomin' preachers.</i>

943
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,200
- where's buckingham palace?
- in buckingham.

944
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:28,080
- who's the king married to ?
- his wife.
- what's her name ?

945
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,120
- uh, the queen.
- queen what ?
- queen of england.

946
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,680
Ha ! You don't know
anything, do ya ?
Well, I think...

947
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,680
- you're the biggest fibber--
<i>- susan !</i>

948
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,560
How dare you
speak to him so,

949
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,160
him being a stranger
in a strange land,

950
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,160
<i>so far from</i>
<i>his own people.</i>

951
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:48,400
He was telling
a few stretchers, and
I wasn't swallowing them.

952
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:51,200
You apologize to him
this instant.

953
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,440
I apologize, adolphus.
You're a dear, sweet boy.

954
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,600
I'm ashamed
I called you a fibber.

955
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:09,040
Women.
<i>Here, now, have</i>
<i>some pie and milk,</i>

956
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:14,800
- because you are so sweet.
- why, thank you ever so.

957
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:21,320
And these are the girls
we're lettin'
those reptiles...

958
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,600
Rob of their money.

959
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,080
A right good day,
mary jane !
Good day to you, adolphus.

960
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:31,480
Ah, we've just been...

961
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,240
For a marvelous walk
in the woods.

962
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,600
What a lovely country !
Ha-ha-ha !

963
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:37,680
A right good day,
sirs !

964
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,680
Would you happen
to know where the--
[ Chuckle ]

965
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,440
The great swahili
warrior's sleepin' ?

966
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:46,320
We decided the swahili bit
was pushing it and asked him
to wait at the raft.

967
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,640
Well, what about--

968
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,480
a good lad !
Here it is, uncle.

969
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,800
Father said
only you
should open it.

970
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,680
Oh. Bless him.

971
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:02,240
"Last will and testament
of peter j. Wilks.

972
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,040
I, peter j. Wilks,
being of sound mind..."

973
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:07,840
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Well, the dead geezer</i>
<i>gave the girls his houses,</i>

974
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:11,120
<i>the slaves, and thousands</i>
<i>of dollars in gold.</i>

975
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:12,920
<i>Then he gave more gold...</i>

976
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,800
"To my dear,
beloved brothers
harvey and william."

977
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:22,680
[ Chuckling ]
Praise be
to the lord.

978
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:28,560
Er, "the gold is hidden
in the barn behind
the vineyards."

979
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:32,800
Well, william,
I guess we better
go and get it.

980
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:39,720
Well ?
Well ?

981
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:43,720
There, behind
the grindstone.

982
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:05,120
Aah ! Allow me.

983
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,840
Wow !

984
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,520
Begging your pardon !
Hmph !

985
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,280
<i>[ Duke ]</i>
<i>If this ain't bully,</i>
<i>nothing is.</i>

986
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,280
<i>Like I told you</i>
<i>this morning,</i>

987
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,520
we're goin'
all the way
with this one.

988
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,760
All for us
and none for them.
Let's count it.

989
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:39,840
I don't think it's right
to steal from them nice girls.

990
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,120
You're in it now,
you little stinkweed.

991
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:48,800
- right up to your
sneaky little eyeballs.
<i>- and if it goes wrong--</i>

992
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,280
you'll take your punishment
right along with us.

993
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:54,000
Ya know what they'll
do if they catch us ?

994
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:57,400
Ya know what
happens to ya when they
tar and feather ya ?

995
01:15:57,480 --> 01:16:00,000
- do ya ?
- no, sirs !

996
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,640
No, I-- I don't know !

997
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:07,240
The tar oozes
into your pores.

998
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:10,000
<i>Clogs 'em up</i>
<i>real tight.</i>

999
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:14,080
Suffocates your skin.
Ya get all green
and sick.

1000
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:16,720
<i>Then ya choke</i>
<i>and ya cough.</i>

1001
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,000
Until ya tear
your own flesh
so's ya can breathe.

1002
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,320
But ya can't breathe !

1003
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:24,400
And half the time,
ya die from it.

1004
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:26,480
<i>And those</i>
<i>that don't die...</i>

1005
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,520
Feel so bad,
they wish that they had.

1006
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:32,480
And that's just
what'll happen to you
if ya open your mouth.

1007
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,320
Hey.

1008
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,520
Maybe young
adolphus here
has the right idea.

1009
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,880
We should
give the money
back to the girls.

1010
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,120
That's a dazzling idea,
king.

1011
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,280
<i>That'll knock over</i>
<i>their suspicions.</i>
<i>Shut 'em up for good.</i>

1012
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,080
Until we steal it all back.
Yeah, we give them
the money...

1013
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:58,280
And that gives us
the time to steal
everything else.

1014
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,080
<i>- [ Laughing ]</i>
- genius.

1015
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:03,160
We're gonna
be set for life !

1016
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:07,280
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I'd had enough, and steamboat</i>
<i>or no steamboat,</i>

1017
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,640
<i>I figured it were time</i>
<i>to grab jim...</i>

1018
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:12,320
<i>And hightail it to cairo.</i>

1019
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,680
<i>[ Crowd gasping ]</i>

1020
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:19,720
Heh-heh. Friends,
our dear departed...

1021
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:23,120
Has done generous
to his little lambs,

1022
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:25,320
<i>and as their uncles,</i>

1023
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:29,240
<i>I think we'd</i>
<i>like to enhance...</i>

1024
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,720
<i>The generous spirit</i>
<i>of the day.</i>

1025
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:44,000
<i>You see, I knew he'd</i>
<i>feel the same as me.</i>

1026
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:48,120
Mary jane, julia, susan,

1027
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,120
take the money.

1028
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,960
Take it all.
A gift from your uncles.

1029
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:57,120
Wonderful !
Dear souls,
how could you ?

1030
01:17:57,200 --> 01:18:00,240
Englishman, my butt !

1031
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,240
<i>You're a couple</i>
<i>of frauds.</i>

1032
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,800
I beg your pardon,
and who might you be ?

1033
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:08,240
<i>Dr. Robinson,</i>
<i>ain't you heard ?</i>
<i>They're peter's brothers.</i>

1034
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:12,880
Doctor--
Dr. Robinson ! Oh !

1035
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:16,440
My brother's,
oh, good friend
and physician.

1036
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:19,040
Take your hand
away from me,
you impostor !

1037
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,520
They proved it 40 ways
that they're the brothers.

1038
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:25,040
<i>- they even knew everything</i>
<i>about the village !</i>
- and everybody's name !

1039
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,120
- they even know about
the damn dog next door.
- enough!

1040
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,960
<i>[ Dr. Robinson ]</i>
<i>They came here with</i>
<i>lots of names and facts...</i>

1041
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,160
<i>They must've picked up</i>
<i>somewhere, that's all.</i>

1042
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:35,920
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Yup, it was time</i>
<i>to leave, all right.</i>

1043
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:39,280
<i>I could smell</i>
<i>the winds a-changin',</i>
<i>and they stunk.</i>

1044
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,320
Turn these rascals out,
I beg you.

1045
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,920
They're liars.

1046
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:46,440
<i>[ Mary jane ]</i>
<i>Based on what evidence ?</i>

1047
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,640
Here's my answer,
doctor.

1048
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:59,520
Uncle harvey,
uncle william,

1049
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,440
take the gold back...

1050
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:05,320
And invest it for me
and my sisters
any way you want.

1051
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,680
- that's my answer,
doctor.
- [ Applause ]

1052
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:10,920
<i>Whooo !</i>

1053
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:17,760
<i>Marvelous.</i>

1054
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,840
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I hated to run out</i>
<i>on them sweet girls,</i>

1055
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,840
<i>but I figured</i>
<i>if I stuck around,</i>

1056
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:26,000
<i>that dead geezer 'n' me</i>
<i>would be sharin' lodgin's.</i>

1057
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:31,640
Hey, you seen
a big slave around,
maybe hangin' on my raft ?

1058
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:35,120
You bet I was.
Two men catched him,
and now he's in jail.

1059
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,440
What ?
They had a handbill...

1060
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,920
That said
he was a murderer
and a runaway...

1061
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,360
- and worth $400.
- so where is he now ?

1062
01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:44,880
Took him down
to the jail
in phelps landing.

1063
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,840
Phelps landing.
Yeah, we're gonna
keep him there...

1064
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:51,720
Until we can
take him up north
for the hangin'.

1065
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:58,200
I'm gonna fix their wagons
but good.

1066
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:01,560
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I'd come all the way</i>
<i>down the Mississippi...</i>

1067
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:03,360
<i>And hadn't gotten anywhere,</i>

1068
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:07,320
<i>and I realized right then</i>
<i>that ya can't run away</i>
<i>from your problems,</i>

1069
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,240
<i>ya gotta make a stand</i>
<i>and face 'em.</i>

1070
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:12,400
<i>I didn't tell 'em nothin'.</i>
<i>I didn't want to get you</i>
<i>in any trouble.</i>

1071
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,440
Good,
because my butt's
hangin' way out,

1072
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,960
and I'd rather
not get it shot off.

1073
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,120
I got to tell 'em
you're not a murderer.

1074
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,960
That don't matter.

1075
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,920
Me bein' a runaway's
even worse than
me bein' a murderer.

1076
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,680
The steamboat leaves
the wharf at 10:00
tomorrow tonight.

1077
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,920
Don't you worry, jim.
We'll both be on it.

1078
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,800
There's something
I got to tell ya before
you risking yourself for me.

1079
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:38,120
You know that night
on the steamboat with
all them murderers ?

1080
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:41,160
Yeah.

1081
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:44,040
Your pap was one of 'em.

1082
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:47,640
I saw him,
and he was dead.

1083
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,760
Dead ?

1084
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,000
Pap's dead ?

1085
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:01,560
You saw him and you
didn't tell me ?
I'm sorry.

1086
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:05,280
I'm dreadful sorry.
I was so selfish.

1087
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,280
That was a lie, jim.

1088
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:10,080
That was a lie !

1089
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:12,800
And I thought
we were friends.

1090
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:16,120
I did wrong.
Ain't no gettin'
around it.

1091
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,160
<i>[ Keys jingling.</i>
<i>Door opening ]</i>

1092
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:19,960
Now I'm gonna get
what I deserve.

1093
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:24,240
- [ Jailer ] hey, boy !
- take care of yourself,
Mr. Finn.

1094
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:26,840
<i>[ Door closes ]</i>

1095
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,120
♪

1096
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:46,120
[ Gasps ]

1097
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:48,720
Now, where have you been,
you little turd pie ?

1098
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,600
<i>Just playin' with</i>
<i>the damn dog next door.</i>

1099
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,400
Just playing with
the little doggies ?
I oughta--

1100
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,840
just stay right here today !
Understand ? Hmm ?

1101
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,960
<i>[ King ]</i>
<i>Ladies and gentlemen !</i>
<i>Ladies and gentlemen !</i>

1102
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:03,440
[ Sighs ] what's that
old fool up to now ?

1103
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:08,320
Me dear brother and I have
a little announcement
we'd like to make.

1104
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,920
It don't seem right...

1105
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:16,680
For william and I to leave
these little lambs...

1106
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:19,560
<i>Without any kinfolk around.</i>

1107
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:22,320
<i>So we have decided,</i>

1108
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:26,800
er, mary jane,
julia, susan--

1109
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,240
we have decided...

1110
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:33,320
To take you back
with us to england !

1111
01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:36,160
<i>[ Cheering,</i>
<i>gasping ]</i>

1112
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,160
We'll be havin' an auction
tomorrow mornin'...

1113
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,000
After the funeral.

1114
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:44,720
- go ! Tell one and all !
- we will be selling
everything !

1115
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:47,080
We're going to england !

1116
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:58,840
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>I figured that</i>
<i>before I took off,</i>

1117
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,040
<i>I'd grab that gold</i>
<i>away from them two frauds.</i>

1118
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,000
<i>Then when I was long gone,</i>

1119
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:07,080
<i>I'd write mary jane</i>
<i>and tell her</i>
<i>where I hid it.</i>

1120
01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,320
<i>[ Footsteps ]</i>

1121
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,880
Well, what is it ?
Make it quick.

1122
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,600
<i>I gotta tell ya, king,</i>
<i>I'm just not comfortable.</i>

1123
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:32,440
That doctor's been layin'
on my mind all day.

1124
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:36,080
We should just glide out
of here tonight
with what we got.

1125
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:38,320
<i>[ King ]</i>
<i>And not sell the rest</i>
<i>of the property ?</i>

1126
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,800
<i>I reckon</i>
<i>these sacks of gold</i>
<i>are plenty for me.</i>

1127
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,280
I figure we should just
knock off and light out.

1128
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:46,600
<i>[ King ] we can't leave</i>
<i>thousands of dollars worth</i>
<i>of property lying around.</i>

1129
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:49,160
<i>[ Duke ]</i>
<i>What about</i>
<i>the damn doctor ?</i>

1130
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:52,560
Forget about the doctor !
He's the only one
that's suspicious.

1131
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,560
Everyone else
is on our side!

1132
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,960
Now, look, Duke,
old friend.

1133
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,320
My brains
and your bullocks,

1134
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:01,400
we ain't never
gonna get caught.

1135
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:04,480
- [ Chuckling ]
<i>- yeah, all right.</i>

1136
01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:07,440
<i>Well, just let me</i>
<i>take another peek</i>
<i>of that gold...</i>

1137
01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,960
<i>Before we head back down.</i>

1138
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:23,840
<i>Slice of heaven, king.</i>
<i>Feels like a slice of heaven.</i>

1139
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:26,480
Come on !

1140
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,040
<i>[ Grunting ]</i>

1141
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:59,440
My pap were a bad one,

1142
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,640
but he were my pap.

1143
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,080
If you see him,

1144
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:10,040
tell him huck says hello.

1145
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,440
<i>[ Mary jane ]</i>
<i>Good night !</i>

1146
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:16,000
[ Grunting ]

1147
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,280
<i>[ Footsteps ]</i>

1148
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:18,760
Where's the stiff ?

1149
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:22,000
What ? Who ?
The coffin !
Where's the coffin ?

1150
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:24,920
We buried him
this morning.

1151
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,480
<i>And ever since,</i>
<i>uncle harvey's been</i>
<i>having the auction.</i>

1152
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:30,960
First thing he sold
were the slaves.

1153
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:33,480
He separated
the families.

1154
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,600
Come on !
Where are we going?

1155
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:40,200
Got any friends
out in the country ?
Yes, the lothrups. Why ?

1156
01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:43,800
If I tell you somethin',
promise not to come back
here until 10:00 tonight.

1157
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,960
Now, why would I do that ?
Just promise me,
mary jane !

1158
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,240
All right, I--
I promise. Say...

1159
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:51,800
What happened
to your accent ?

1160
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:56,040
Those uncles of yours
ain't no uncles at all.

1161
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:58,520
<i>They ain't even english.</i>

1162
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:03,280
<i>Dr. Robinson was right.</i>
<i>Them two are liars</i>
<i>and frauds.</i>

1163
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:06,320
What ?
Don't you worry !
I got the gold.

1164
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:09,880
<i>When this all blows over,</i>
<i>I'll write and tell ya</i>
<i>where it's buried.</i>

1165
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,320
<i>Oh, no. I'm gonna get</i>
<i>those two right now</i>
<i>and get 'em tarred--</i>

1166
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:17,760
no, you're not, mary jane.
You promised me.

1167
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:20,640
Why until 10:00 ?

1168
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:24,320
'Cause there's
a good-hearted fellow
I gotta save,

1169
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,280
and at 10:00,
we'll be gone.
Come on.

1170
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:29,320
Well, why do I have
to leave town ?

1171
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:31,840
Why can't I
just pretend
I don't know ?

1172
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:35,000
Because there ain't
an easier book to read
than your face.

1173
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:37,280
You'd give it away
for sure.

1174
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:40,320
<i>[ Auctioneer calling ]</i>

1175
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:44,560
Even $225... $225...

1176
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:48,000
$225... $240... $275...

1177
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:50,520
$300... Now higher...

1178
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:52,800
<i>$350.</i>
$375... $375...

1179
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,560
<i>Yeah.</i>
$375 and a $400.

1180
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:58,920
Even $400. Sold, $400 !
Let's sell the next lot.

1181
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:07,040
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Mary jane was safe,</i>
<i>the gold was safe,</i>

1182
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:09,800
<i>them reptiles</i>
<i>would soon be in jail,</i>

1183
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:13,320
<i>and at 10:00 tonight,</i>
<i>jim and me would be</i>
<i>on a steamboat...</i>

1184
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,800
<i>Headin' for cairo.</i>

1185
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:18,520
<i>All I had to do</i>
<i>was find that deputy,</i>

1186
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,560
<i>steal his keys,</i>
<i>and break jim oouut !</i>

1187
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:23,560
Oh, I told you...
Let me go !

1188
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:26,640
Not to disappear !
Let me go !

1189
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:31,720
<i>Oh, now,</i>
<i>don't kill him...</i>
<i>Just yet.</i>

1190
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,800
Answer up, and quick.

1191
01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:37,760
Were you in our room
last night ?
No, your maj-- unh !

1192
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:40,360
Where is our money ?

1193
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,720
I ain't seen it since
mary jane gave it to ya.

1194
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:46,960
Honest, your majesties !
If I stole it,
would I still be here ?

1195
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:49,480
No, I guess not,
unless you're
a complete numskull.

1196
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:52,760
<i>[ Shouting,</i>
<i>gunshots ]</i>

1197
01:28:56,840 --> 01:28:59,480
<i>[ Gunshots ]</i>

1198
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:01,440
Uh-oh.

1199
01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:05,040
Here's another
set of wilks brothers !

1200
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:08,280
Just got here on
the<i>mississippi queen !</i>

1201
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:11,440
Ya pays your money
and ya takes your pick !

1202
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:14,880
Now is the hour of
your demise, you impostors !

1203
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:16,720
<i>[ Gunshots ]</i>

1204
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:19,440
What's this all about,
my good sir ?

1205
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:23,200
<i>Please let</i>
<i>the man through!</i>
<i>That's right!</i>

1206
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,880
I'm with you,
harvey.

1207
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:29,360
I am harvey wilks,
and this is
my brother william.

1208
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:33,080
And you two gentlemen
are quite a surprise to us.

1209
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:35,080
And you to us, sir.

1210
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,840
But I must say,

1211
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:41,040
you should have worked
on your english accent
a wee bit more !

1212
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,520
<i>For this town</i>
<i>has few fools,</i>

1213
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:47,640
and only a fool would be
fooled by that foolish accent.

1214
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:51,080
<i>That's the worst</i>
<i>english accent</i>
<i>I ever heard.</i>

1215
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:54,800
- ain't nothin'
like yours, harve.
<i>- I'm not very well fixed...</i>

1216
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:56,800
To show proof of
these frauds at the moment,

1217
01:29:56,840 --> 01:30:00,640
for last night,
all our bags
were put off by mistake.

1218
01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:04,320
Convenient mistake,
huh ?
Yeah, convenient.

1219
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:15,840
What are you doing ?
What's he doing ?

1220
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:18,920
Making
deaf and dumb signs,
that's what he's doing.

1221
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,240
- don't your brother
know how ?
- those are just nonsense !

1222
01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:24,520
And of course william
can do real ones,

1223
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:27,200
only he broke
his arm in a fall.

1224
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:30,400
Ah-ha-ha !
Broke his arm,
very likely,

1225
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:34,160
for a man who's got to make
deaf signs to prove himself.

1226
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:37,440
Oh, wait,
wait, wait!

1227
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:41,360
Now, I'm not sure
these two are
the real wilks brothers,

1228
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,920
but by god, I know
them two sure ain't.

1229
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:47,880
<i>By the way, adolphus,</i>

1230
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:51,960
- are you from england ?
- why, yes, I am.

1231
01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:53,800
Speak the truth now,

1232
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:57,120
or by god, there's gonna be
one less idiot around here.

1233
01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:59,880
That is to say, sir,

1234
01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:01,680
I'm originally
from Missouri,

1235
01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:04,280
<i>but several years ago,</i>
<i>I was sent to england...</i>

1236
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:06,440
<i>To live with</i>
<i>my great-grandfather,</i>

1237
01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:10,000
<i>- the duke of bilgewater.</i>
- bilgewater ?

1238
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:12,320
But he died last year,

1239
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:14,960
and his good friend,

1240
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:18,200
Mr. Harvey wilks here,
took me in.

1241
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,840
<i>[ Robinson chuckles ]</i>

1242
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,320
Personally,
I think you're just
a damn good liar.

1243
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,680
Why, thank you for
the compliment, sir.

1244
01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,680
<i>[ Crowd laughs ]</i>

1245
01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:30,400
All right, enough.

1246
01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:33,440
We're gonna
figure out who's who
right here and now,

1247
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:38,360
and nobody's goin' nowhere
until we do.

1248
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:44,320
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Well, they sailed</i>
<i>into the investigation,</i>

1249
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:46,120
<i>hour in and hour out,</i>

1250
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:48,520
<i>the king tellin'</i>
<i>one story and</i>
<i>harvey wilks another.</i>

1251
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:51,280
<i>But no one knew nothin'</i>
<i>about england,</i>

1252
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,720
<i>so they couldn't</i>
<i>figure out who was lyin'.</i>

1253
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:56,080
<i>Although most people</i>
<i>were comin' to believe</i>
<i>they both was.</i>

1254
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:58,000
I got it ! I got it !

1255
01:31:58,080 --> 01:32:01,160
I can prove
I'm harvey wilks
and these men, frauds !

1256
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:03,800
<i>Why didn't I think</i>
<i>of it sooner ?</i>

1257
01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:06,480
Now, who here
helped lay out my brother--

1258
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:11,120
- the late peter wilks--
in his coffin ?  hmm ?
<i>- they did !</i>

1259
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,840
Me and abe here
dressed him up and
layed him out ourselves.

1260
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:16,640
All right, then.

1261
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:22,120
Perhaps you can tell me
what was tattooed
on peter's breast.

1262
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:24,960
<i>Come on!</i>

1263
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,520
<i>Come on, out with it !</i>

1264
01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:29,640
<i>We want to hear it!</i>

1265
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:32,080
- out with it !
- yeah !

1266
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:33,880
All right, all right.

1267
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:37,320
I can tell you what was
tattooed on his breast,
all right.

1268
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:40,480
<i>You'd have to look</i>
<i>real close to notice it.</i>

1269
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:43,240
Just tell us
what the tattoo is about !

1270
01:32:43,320 --> 01:32:45,480
<i>Come on, out with it!</i>
<i>Tell him !</i>

1271
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,320
Come on !
Get to it !

1272
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:51,880
It was a small...

1273
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,880
Thin...

1274
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:56,960
Blue...

1275
01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,400
- arrow !
<i>- [ Crowd ]</i>
<i>Arrow ?</i>

1276
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:08,120
Yes ! There !
You all heard what he said ?
<i>Yeah !</i>

1277
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:10,720
Did you see any such mark ?

1278
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:14,400
<i>[ Thunderclap ]</i>

1279
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:17,000
Nope.
Nope.

1280
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:19,360
You fraud !

1281
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:27,440
<i>That's right,</i>
<i>because there isn't</i>
<i>any blue arrow.</i>

1282
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:30,440
Peter had his initials
tattooed on his breast,

1283
01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:32,480
the letters "p" and "w".

1284
01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:35,000
<i>Well, come on, then !</i>

1285
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:38,040
Isn't that what you saw ?

1286
01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:40,040
I didn't see
any tattoo, did you ?

1287
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:43,320
I never noticed
no tattoo at all !

1288
01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:45,880
They're all frauds !

1289
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:50,040
- I say we tar 'em !
- yeah !

1290
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,480
- I say we shoot 'em !
<i>- yeah !</i>

1291
01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:55,120
- I say we hang 'em !
- yeah !

1292
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:57,200
Hang 'em !
Hang all of 'em !

1293
01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:00,800
Gentlemen ! Gentlemen !

1294
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:04,400
<i>There is one way to see</i>
<i>which pair is</i>
<i>the real wilks brothers,</i>

1295
01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:06,560
or if neither
of them is !

1296
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:08,960
Let's dig up the corpse !

1297
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:11,560
Yeah !

1298
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:17,040
To the cemetery !

1299
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:19,440
<i>[ Thunderclap ]</i>

1300
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:27,040
<i>[ Thunderclap ]</i>

1301
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:37,360
We've got the tar !

1302
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:29,040
Well ?

1303
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:31,320
Dig it up !

1304
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:40,840
[ Grunting ]

1305
01:35:57,200 --> 01:36:00,680
Hey, we found it, doc !
They hit it !

1306
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:02,920
[ Crowd cheers ]

1307
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:07,120
<i>All right, heave !</i>

1308
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:09,440
[ Grunting ]

1309
01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:14,880
<i>Won't be long now,</i>
<i>deputy hines !</i>

1310
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:22,680
<i>Push it ! Push it !</i>
<i>Got it ?</i>

1311
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:26,960
<i>Almost got it !</i>
<i>Push !</i>

1312
01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:30,720
<i>[ Gas rushes out ]</i>

1313
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:33,000
Eeewwhh !
Oh !

1314
01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:43,880
My good god !
There's gold in there !

1315
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:46,000
Aah !

1316
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,920
It's the wilks' gold !

1317
01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:57,120
<i>We'd best be goin', jim !</i>

1318
01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:01,120
Huck ? I thought
you'd have your neck
stretched by now !

1319
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:03,960
I'm a little quicker
than that.

1320
01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:06,800
Why, huck ?
Why, what ?

1321
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:09,600
Why'd ya come
and get me ?

1322
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:12,480
'Cause you're
my friend, jim.

1323
01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:18,560
Oh, come on.

1324
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,360
<i>[ Jim ]</i>
<i>Now, let's get</i>
<i>to that steamboat !</i>

1325
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:46,520
[ Coughs ]

1326
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:52,520
- come on !
- it's the boy
with that runaway slave !

1327
01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:54,960
<i>Hit the trail !</i>
Get 'em !

1328
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:03,280
Fire !

1329
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:10,640
<i>[ Shots ricochet ]</i>

1330
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:15,360
<i>Aah ! Unh !</i>

1331
01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:18,120
You all right, huck ?

1332
01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:21,600
I just tripped.
I'm all right.
Keep goin' !

1333
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:24,640
Unh ! Unh !

1334
01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:27,760
<i>Last call for cairo</i>
<i>and all points north !</i>

1335
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:30,000
<i>All aboard !</i>
<i>[ Whistle blows ]</i>

1336
01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:32,280
Almost there, huck !

1337
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:41,840
We made it, huck !
Huck ?

1338
01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:45,800
[ Sobbing ]
<i>Oh ! Oh, my little friend !</i>

1339
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:47,720
Oh. Oh.

1340
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:50,840
Go on, jim. Go on.
I ain't goin' nowhere
without you.

1341
01:38:50,920 --> 01:38:54,560
[ Grunting ]
What are ya doin', jim ?
They'll catch ya.

1342
01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,600
They won't find ya
in the dark.

1343
01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:58,800
I got to get ya
to a doctor.

1344
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:01,160
I'll be okay.
Ya--

1345
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:05,200
ya can't take me, jim.
They'll catch ya.

1346
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:07,000
They'll lynch ya.

1347
01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:11,360
Don't go, jim.
<i>Last call for cairo !</i>
<i>Last call for cairo !</i>

1348
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:15,200
<i>All aboard!</i>
I don't care what
happens to me, huck.

1349
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:17,800
I just want
to get you well.

1350
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:20,720
Jim... Jim...

1351
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:26,560
We had us
a great adventure,
didn't we, jim ?

1352
01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:29,560
We sure did, huck.
And I'd do it
all over again.

1353
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:32,760
Yeah.
<i>[ Crowd shouting ]</i>

1354
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:34,880
Get 'em !

1355
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:37,000
Oh !

1356
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:40,240
You can't--
you can't kill him.

1357
01:39:40,280 --> 01:39:43,360
Don't you cry for me,
Mr. Finn.

1358
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:47,200
You're the best friend
I ever had, jim.

1359
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:49,560
You're the only friend
I ever had.

1360
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:53,320
Ya can't.

1361
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:59,000
Aah ! No !

1362
01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:04,760
Jim !

1363
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:10,320
No, ya can't take him.

1364
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:13,640
He's all I got.

1365
01:40:13,720 --> 01:40:15,880
Ready ?

1366
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:19,200
[ Indistinct shouting ]

1367
01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:21,880
- tighten it up.
- aah ! Aah !

1368
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:24,880
<i>[ Gunshot ]</i>
<i>Leave the boy alone !</i>
<i>He's innocent !</i>

1369
01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:28,120
- now, mary jane !
- and if he was trying
to help that slave,

1370
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:30,160
he had a good reason for it.

1371
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:33,320
<i>Now you let</i>
<i>them both go!</i>

1372
01:40:34,440 --> 01:40:37,000
<i>[ Gun cocks ]</i>

1373
01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:40,040
Now !

1374
01:40:42,840 --> 01:40:44,800
Aw, let him go.

1375
01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:47,200
[ Gasping ]

1376
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:49,760
<i>Lucky day, boy !</i>

1377
01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:29,440
You're awake.

1378
01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:32,080
He's awake.
He's awake !

1379
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:36,480
Sweetie, we were so worried
about you but you're
going to be all right now.

1380
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:39,520
My little huckleberry !

1381
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:44,240
Widow douglas.
Why, how'd you get here ?

1382
01:41:44,320 --> 01:41:47,720
Lands, child.
You've been out cold
for a week.

1383
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:51,400
When I heard what happened,
I took the first
steamer down.

1384
01:41:51,480 --> 01:41:56,000
Well, I'm sure ya think
I'm low-down and miserable...

1385
01:41:56,040 --> 01:41:59,680
For tryin'
to set jim free,

1386
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:03,720
- but do ya hate me ?
- not at all, child.

1387
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:09,080
I'm right proud of you.
Just because an idea
is popular, like slavery,

1388
01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:11,520
don't make it right.

1389
01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:13,680
That's what jim told me.

1390
01:42:13,720 --> 01:42:17,720
Your little heart
guided you quite well.

1391
01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:23,240
Hey, jim !

1392
01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:27,400
You lie still,
and I'll bring you
some soup.

1393
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,560
Well, look at you.

1394
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:46,400
What is it, jim ?

1395
01:42:46,440 --> 01:42:48,480
<i>Did somebody</i>
<i>do something to you ?</i>

1396
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:51,800
- 'cause if they did, why--
- Miss watson died.

1397
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:57,760
A few weeks ago.

1398
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:01,200
<i>And, uh, she was</i>
<i>so ashamed...</i>

1399
01:43:01,280 --> 01:43:06,320
<i>That she was going to</i>
<i>sell me away from my wife</i>
<i>and my children, that...</i>

1400
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:09,920
She set me free
in her will, huck.

1401
01:43:13,440 --> 01:43:15,640
I'm a free man, huck.

1402
01:43:19,680 --> 01:43:23,440
I'm a free man.

1403
01:43:37,080 --> 01:43:40,080
<i>Children, come here,</i>
<i>please.</i>

1404
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:42,560
<i>Mr. Jenkins !</i>
Good-bye,
adolphus huckleberry.

1405
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:44,560
<i>[ Huck narrating ]</i>
<i>Well, I healed up just fine.</i>

1406
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:47,800
<i>Mary jane and her sisters,</i>
<i>along with the wilks brothers,</i>

1407
01:43:47,840 --> 01:43:51,160
<i>gave me $500</i>
<i>for my troubles</i>
<i>and my chivalrousness.</i>

1408
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:55,080
<i>But since I got</i>
<i>no real use for money,</i>
<i>I gave it all to jim...</i>

1409
01:43:55,160 --> 01:43:58,320
<i>For his family.</i>

1410
01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:05,160
<i>The widow douglas</i>
<i>said she'd adopt me...</i>

1411
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:08,800
<i>And take me home</i>
<i>and try and civilize me...</i>

1412
01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:15,000
<i>But I don't know</i>
<i>if I could stand it...</i>

1413
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:19,280
<i>[ Steamboat whistle blows ]</i>

1414
01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:22,600
<i>'Cause I've been there before.</i>

1415
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:29,960
Now, where did
huckleberry go to ?

1416
01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:35,720
[ Chuckling ]

1417
01:44:37,760 --> 01:44:41,920
<i>[ Jim laughing ]</i>


